Ask a Sex Expert: What's a Polite Way to Refer to Having Sex with a Woman's Breasts?
Q: So, I'm looking for a polite way to refer to having sex with a woman's breasts.
I
think you just said it: "Sex with a woman's breasts" is pretty good.
It's perfectly appropriate when testifying before Congress and can even
be added to your résumé if you have no other skills.
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The
clinical term, if you're interested, is "intermammary intercourse."
"Intermammary," says Susan Quilliam, relationship psychologist and
author of The New Joy of Sex, "as the act is performed between the
breasts, not into them." (That would beintramammary, which is rarely
practiced outside of killers' basements and some disreputable
cosmetic-surgery centers.)
Of
course, there are other ways in which people refer to the act, but I
don't recommend them. Jesse Sheidlower, president of the American
Dialect Society and author of The F-Word, speaks of a "Hawaiian muscle
fuck," which seems a bit ambiguous, since I'm sure Dog and Beth Chapman
aren't the only ones who do it. Additionally, James Joyce said something
about "rosy-tipped bubbies" in a letter to his wife once, but I don't
think he'd want the whole quote repeated here, since it's hardly his
best effort. It's no "heaventree of stars hung with humid nightblue
fruit" or anything.
All
things considered, you might just say "titty fucking," like all
well-adjusted people do, particularly if you're engaged in it and most
definitely if you paid for them.
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